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Message 5207 - Posted: 27 Mar 2022, 17:09:49 UTC

This has been one of my favorite threads across many BOINC projects.

What is your "spin" on this project?

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Message 5216 - Posted: 27 Mar 2022, 17:34:53 UTC - in response to Message 5207.  


What is your "spin" on this project?


I can honestly say I have been charmed.

And sometimes it Quarks me up.

And sometimes it feels like I am going down the drain into a black hole...
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Message 5220 - Posted: 27 Mar 2022, 18:13:41 UTC - in response to Message 5216.  

Thank you for the humor Tom.

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Message 5260 - Posted: 27 Apr 2022, 10:14:19 UTC

There once was a Lady named Bright
She could travel faster than Light
She left one day, in a relative way.
And came home the previous night.
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Message 5261 - Posted: 27 Apr 2022, 10:16:36 UTC

If you eject your Cat from your computer keyboard.
Do you have a "Cat-apult"?
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Message 5262 - Posted: 27 Apr 2022, 10:18:36 UTC

I heard Great Aunt Sarah kicked the bucket?



Nah. She just turned a little pail.

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Message 5687 - Posted: 27 Jun 2022, 0:49:34 UTC

An old man was speeding. When the cop turned around and put his lights on, the old man sped up. Realizing the cop wasn't going to drop it, the old man pulled over.

The cop came along side his window and said " it's close to shift change, so if you can give me a good reason, one I have never heard before, why you were speeding and refusing to pull over, I'll let you go"

The old man replied "years ago my wife ran off with a cop, I was worried you were trying to return her."

The cop replied, "sir, you have a good day, stay safe, and drive carefully."
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Message 5695 - Posted: 3 Jul 2022, 14:48:42 UTC - in response to Message 5687.  



The old man replied "years ago my wife ran off with a cop, I was worried you were trying to return her."

The cop replied, "sir, you have a good day, stay safe, and drive carefully."


Ouch!
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